betaorionid:

i tried uploading a .bmp as an icon and tumblr makes me apologise for its own shitty inability to recognise image files

betaorionid:

i tried uploading a .bmp as an icon and tumblr makes me apologise for its own shitty inability to recognise image files

sabreye:

small ghost looking for a friend

actuallyratchet:

all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

sheepieo:

this is a queued post telling you that i am gay. please queue this to let your friends know that you are also gay.

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

what is shreks favorite month

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN 

octogre

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN

at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

bwoopbwoop:

Some of the tweets that struck me from #yesallwomen

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.